The 1st Post

What we have here is a blog. Yes,nothing more than a blog. Just another blog in the whole wide web full of zillions of other blogs. Whats so different about this blog? Well the answer is nothing and that is the beauty of it!

Ah before I blabber any further allow me to tell you that its 7:47 am and I am at home listening to Extreme Unction by Necrophagist(hell - extreme it is!!). No I am not crazy I just woke up this early 'by mistake'. So you can well understand the reason for the bullshitting and excuse the atrocities hurtled upon you(presuming you have read the text above and are going to read no further). So thats that.

Lets get on with this post and get over with. I have other chores do to as well(at least thats what I would like people to believe).
Hmmmm so where were we?? Ah yes , the BLOG. The reason I made this blog was...well...er...I was (and still am) jobless, Hail Joblessness!!! But thats not all. The decision to make this blog was not entirely mine, as 'some people' would like to put it "I owe my lack of success to no one". The people I interact with were all of the unanimous opinion that I should stop tormenting them with my self-obsessed sadistic persona and 'get a life'. I rolled my eyes but at the same time considered it. Its not that bad an idea you know, besides almost everyone I know (who knows the i of internet) has a blog. That doesn't mean that I have to have one too but that certainly implies that I haven't tried something which all of a sudden became the thing on the internet. I decided there was no point on being the ignoramus any further. So here I am to experience the "pleasures" of blogging , have a life and of course to insult and humiliate as many people as I can.
Happy reading.


P.S. : If by any chance I offended you please let me know will you? I would definitely like to savour the taste of success. Thank you.